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Monday, July 31, 2006


For some reasons, i feel i have grown mature today. A teeny weeny bit. Maybe it is due to the enviroment I am in. No choice to fool around and constant pressure to perform well before i get kick out in the 'Game of Life in JC'. Today was just great. I went to Kovan Mac to study!! Yeah!! Actually Kovan Mac is damn noisy, i mean the Mac song and not the crowd, surprisingly. I will always occupy this coner of the mac where it is like an attic of a house. Most of the time you get to enjoy quiescence moments. I've been feeling rather fat recently. Especially around my stomach area! argh! Diet. Maybe a fruit diet? haha.

I met up with dear Jazzy today who is feeling all choleric over his boyfriend. WTH. Oh well i have no comments, I better keep it to myself. Today i feel super loved by Jaz, she showered me with a warm cup of coffee in the freezing Mac and 20 piece nuggets. hunky-dory huh? absolutely! Argh Fatness yet again.

"Never trust men with short legs. Brains too near their bottoms." Noel Coward

Cool right? I never knew there are actually quotation poking fun at diminutive people. Lucky i aint under the short category. Goodness gracious. Oh and to remind you guys, please do not read my blog while having lectures or tutorial. I think you might burst out laughing any moment. Me aint want overnight fame as a silly blogger. I am more of a intelligent person though.

Class T-shirt is almost done! yeah! We contacted the dealer. And the uncle says that the sweater this month is very nice. hahas. It better be, because i will need to drop by Paya Lebar with Luv after school.tedious and tiring journey! Stomp! I need to finalise the ARGH the design tonight! but still i have to mug=] the happiest thing i can do right now in my life.

Shall blog soon. I have been blogging quite abit recently, so do not complain.

Ciao. "All you need inh this Life is ignorance and confidence; then sucess is sure." Mark Twain (Celine still thinks that he is Shania Twain's relative).

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Himbo! Himbo! Himbo!

Why the sudden craze to morph myself into a himbo when obviously i am not one and does not even have anything related to the Himbo's clan. Eh! wait. Did you say himbo is a male eye candy with super good looks? Oh than i am related to some certain extent. hahaha. Full of self praise. yet again.

Rubenstein's definition on himbos:
Let's first point out that Webster's dictionary defines "himbo" as a male bimbo; a male who uses his good lucks but is superficial and unintelligent.

I will say the King Of all Himbo is none other than Kevin Federline. Britney's CannotMI husband. I think britney seriously is in need and desperately need alot of sex life. Which retard would actually marry a guy of his grade- The Saggy Boob Queen.

Kings Of himbo[extract from a website]
C-list himbos: guys like Wilmer Valderrama and Ashton Kutcher who attach themselves to A-list women. Kutcher was very C-list before he started dating Demi Moore. And Valderrama is totally C-list, but is always trying to move himself up the rungs with the women he dates.

Hound dog himbo[2nd type]
These guys are very good looking, but they cheat on their girlfriends. Prime examples: Chad Michael Murray and Jude Law. Murray was far more popular with girls when he was with Sophia Bush. But once he cheated on her, his stock really went down.(stock as in his value in the entertainment industry will dip to a high low. Paparazzi would no longer be interested in their affairs.)

Socialite himbos
Think of guys who spend their lives socializing, like Brandon Davis and Stavros Niarchos. Even our beloved Brad Pitt is becoming a himbo, traveling the world with his girlfriend Angelina Jolie. (This just proves that not everyone is born a himbo, but can develop into one.)
*If being himbotic earns you Angelina Jolie, I wont mind turning into one. I wont mind being 'taught' by her.

Does everybody love a pretty face? Not exactly. People do discriminate pretty faces and sometimes they are face with harsh accusation saying that they make a living with their looks. Face it. Kevin Federline should have certain amount of intelligence to seduce that dumb blond. Or Britney was actually amazed at the dumbness that is in him. Never underestimate the power of being 'dumb'. The report says that girls with full of control over their own power would not want the guy to take over their life. So the more successful she is, the more she want a himbo boyfriend. to secure her own inferiority. At least when she is back home and feeling all lethargic and pissy, yeah she has someone to scream at, kick his arse.

I want to be a himbo. but when the time comes i would prefer to be the main and leading other half in a relationship. Face it. Singapore aint have any Angelina Jolie neither do we have Shuqi. Argh! but it's fine. I am sure i will still meet my Ms 'Perfect' sooner or later. *Perfect is subjected to my own criteria.

Thinking back, i sure have achieve some himboness in me. people do get irritated but i think it's pure entertainment for them. Either you love it or hate it. sometimes I do exhibit shallowness, classless and insensitive remarks, sounds stupid? yeah perhaps. But always remember that I am smart in my own way!!

Hiroshi in his own himbotic world. Ciao!

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Sunday, July 30, 2006


Blogging in the middle of a repose and serene twilight is not exactly a wonderful thing.

there is a reason for what is happening. Always.
Reading random blogs have been my interest, normally friend's blog. It has been kind of a despairing thing that people do reflect a different side of themselves in the cyber world. So call the "dark side".

To a Good Girl-friend of mine
She seems oblivious about her own gradual changes into a different person. A person that i woud not want to be associated with. Why do some people reflect such an apocryphal side of themselves. I ask myself while reading through her blog. Was it pure entertainment? I doubt so. At least to me maybe, it was not. It really dispirit me. Did she change? Her enviroment? "Everybody will make changes at certain point of their life." i use to say that. But now when i read her blog, i have come to accept that i cannot accept this person like i use to.

My impression of her is going to be imprinted in my memory like her blog url suggest. A memory of her. A preceding friendship? A past tense story. Has our friendship journey come to a conclusion. or are we going to embark on a new journey. The way she talk and the way she blog is totally contradistinctive. I would say i regret neglecting this friendship and choosing to mug and not spending enough quality time with her. Is this part and parcel of life? I do ask myself sometime.
Where friends will start evolving and disappearing from your life. One by one. At least for now i have a really nice bunch of friends. I still hope she will really blog in her way that she use to be. a girl so innocent and sweet. It sounded all audacious and brassy.

The pure white flower that you are obsessed over should signifies you and not to cover your tainted areas of your life. Bring your inner beauty out and shine with it. tainted but purifies. I feel like crying, as if i have lost my sight. my ability to see what is ahead. at least when I am not there for you, stand still, i will see you nevertheless. if you move an inch, i will lose touch with you.

I just want to say that I really misses you buddy. I've not been there as much as you have been. I just want to let you know how much i misses you and please revert back to your old self at least in the cyber world. I guess this is gonna have to hurt because I really do not want to lose another buddy. i want to meet you up soon.

Anyway I am feeling all motivated to study because of my dear friend Tracie. She has applied for 7 overseas university, or even more. I want to study hard and aim to get a scholarship myself. Back to The Geek Life. Oh i have a new crush. Anastasia? perhaps.

For now i need to turn in. It's 4:40am now. I hope this entry will really drive into 'your' head. I LOVE all of you guys out there. nights.

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Thursday, July 27, 2006


It's official! I've truly madly gone mad for nuts. My study routine is hell mad. I swear. At least to me i guess. i seriously how much i have been slacking around like some carefree soul or put it in exact words- Lost soul. been quite complacent during my holidays and after my holidays till my damn result was out. Than i started this whole crazy time table where i study like 24/7 so i can aim for my 60marks for promos. Ok that is quite ambitious. But i think it's not possible if i put my heart and soul into doing it. Now i feel obliged to study, i have no choice. I chose this route, i pave out my own future and now i seems to be hating this life.

Why was i so stubborn in the first place? ok cut the crap short. I am a man who plays with luck. Luck has been on my side, goodness, only when the CRUCIAL time comes. If you know me well, you will know how i live with luck. Is a mad crazy cycle and i have been toying with my luck since i was in primary school. surprisingly i must say God has been quite nice to me all the while.

This time round, I've decided that i should be studying, mugging for a better future and hell with it. I am gonna be a 360degree geek, ermm i think i would love to be a nerd too.

sounding himbotic again? ok. Mr Rozell said," Sj, You look so fcuking mature when you're outside! I cant even recognise who the fcuk are you. But during my lesson, why do you look like a big guy with no brains." I think that being stupid is super fun. You get all the attention-although i have more than enough attention, and might appear a teeny weeny bit of humorous i must say. You bring the stagnant atmosphere in the music room to a great height. hell fun! And being himbotic is a trend!! See hollywood? You see even A-listers acting like idiots to desperate B & C-listers acting dumb or maybe they are really dumb. Shall prove this point to you guys on my next entry or else i will run out of topic and you aint wanna hear about Geography or Literature.

Rocks anyone?
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Told you so! nobody wanna read my blog if i start spouting geographic terms on my blog. Geography will drive one mad instantly. I am a perfect example. waking up every morning feeling "WHY IN THE HELL AM I STUDYING GEO!!" I remember Fanny telling me that she wants to be a geologist. Goodness?!?! Lost for words. But it can be a really great job provided that you're super interested in earth landforms and studying of human population.

have you notice this trend that i dont end my blog with a proper conclusion? My topic seems to be endless yet I am too lazy to narrate it. I've got to mug now. at least for two months. so peace out peeps. You will see less of me. Oh and i am suppose to be attending Saint Andrew Choir Concert this coming Friday. Hell!! Choir? Is because of you!! Shi Hui!! You owe me a favor! If not for you i won't even waste my precious studying time for some singing concert. Hope you will do well. ASS.

What did i do today:
1.Econs lecture on Allocative Efficiency/Defficiency, PED and YED for restaurant demand-on how restaurants can change their menu when there is a growth/decline in the econnmic. Firms/restaurants do not shut down when there is a economic downfall. How monopoly achieve product efficiency. I remember Zeenat saying that Cambridge has decided to change the definition of Productive Inefficiency. I was not listening to that part. shall check it out tomorrow.

2. Was not feeling really well as usual and was studying in the canteen with Luv, she was revising her work on Biology while i was reading through the weathering notes.

3.went for econs tutorial. trying super hard to intimidate the F4 today!! It was their turn to present their answer today. It was hell fun. Zeenat said that MD has a nice voice!??!!? ok, i admit. 3/4 of the class was sitting behind laughing their arse off. did Zeenat run out of vocabs or she is dumb for nuts. Judging by the way she judge and her comments, you can see how bad she is. Her comment for everyone in my class was like "you look relax" X 22times. amazing right? that explain why she is a econs teacher. Oh! Celine was hell irritating today. She want me to tell the whole class i have no 6 packs but one big pack! ASS

4.Chinese lesson!! ermm. hell killing me!! Mr He was telling the class about his childhood and how spas he was then. Shant elaborate.

5.Lunch!! i ate Mee Rebus. for fun. because i see alot of our school mates eating that. hahas. i was average. Just average. Chi Meng And Daryl "accidentally" made poor Jo cry. was consoling her and patting her shoulder while walking to the Lecture hall. Someone who has a huge crush on Jo actually thought i was her boyfriend. HAHAHA. hell funny man. It's platonic relationship! Jo cheer up.

6.Math lecture was another hell lesson!! sitting through 1 hour in the hall listening to some spastic lecturer. i fall asleep as usual and i made the swivel table fall and Sharmine's GC fell off!! everyone started to turn back. argh. dumb table. was tatooing Farah's hand. MUAHAHA

7.had to attend a Opening ceremony-Yi Hui, Arts learning festival. blah blah blah. the CEO of Esplanade gave a talk. They seriously should approach me to do publicity for esplanade. HAHAHA. ok going crazy.

8.Went for music arrangement lesson with Vivien! ermm. super boring as usual.

9.Went to kovan to eat with Ding and we ordered like super many dishes. haha. the dishes sucks seriously. no going back there anymore. ASS.

Good night babes and hunks. I gotta mug now. it's already 01:03am. AHH.

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Sunday, July 23, 2006


Ok decided! blog once per week. since it aint of any help to my GP. so aint gonna waste like tonns of time blogging everyday. Maybe if my results improves, i will blog more often.

You peeps should stop asking me to update my blog. ROARR! Just kinda tire everyday after school. it seriously sucks. Judging by the how late school end everyday and being blacklisted on the late-coming list is definitely not a nice thing. And how nice to be name the Late-coming King. I've been like this since secondary school. Someone please tell me how to wake up early feeling energertic. Gosh.

This week is kinda emotional. Trash and trash. never lasting trash in my life. My friends. they are forever so nice. been kind of crazy lately in and out of class. my inner demon is running wild. maybe someday it will kill me. that's how i feel.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006


ok great. talk about blogging for my past week. save it. talking about last week. shall blog about it when i feel like it. Shall talk about yesterday instead cause i met Valen.

Speaking of Valen. Gosh. Her blog sucks. Look her standard of english in her entries. it look exactly like she plagiarise it from some nicholas spark's collection. that's how serious it sounds. I was amazed at how in the hell she could actually blog in such profound languages. Amazed i may sound but i am puzzled too. Was she feigning all those stupidity during her secondary school life? And all of a sudden within a few months she blogged like a freaking uni grad student. Was i too ignorant or was i too stupid to understand her language? I doubt so. Hey Valen! I know your motive, IMPRESS readers. Did she had a stack of dictionaries beside her computer table or there was a whole collection of nicholas sparks books and dan browns? Shall give you the benefit of doubt but i admit I am jealous. hahs.

Something I hate about her blog is her entries. It sounded like poems with clumsy expression and no proper stanzas, overall it is acceptable. I quit reading after the 3rd line because i am anti-poem blogs. To think i study poems since 2years back, now i am still studying the art of poems. imagine going to school reading on poems and when you read up on someone blog, it 's in a poem format too. hell man. I suggest that she should change her style of blogging. because it seriously sounds like it has been taken from a best-seller book. thank god. It looks impressive but who would read a blog when they match up with her standard of english. Well. enough of her blog.

Talk about World Cup, screwed it. It end so fast and yet it came at the wrong time of all the months they could choose they chose a period where all JC students are tied down with their block exams. wth. and worse still, ITALY the sucker won. France i still love you. Zidane i forgive your reckless behavior and i thought the heading was super cool of you. Nice try. you could have made it 2 headings. One on each side of that fucker chest.

Talking about yesterday, i woke up at 11am and reach school at 11.30am. amazing isnt it? i am amazed by myself sometimes. how i actually wake up to find myself late and be so proud of myself. WTH. i kept complaining the whole day about how France lost. Shant go further into that. Bad luck comes in a chain and what i meant is one whole long chain and it is a viscious cycle. Not only i was late, Mr Noor was pissed i missed her lecture, I got to come back to school by 6pm to collect my ez-link. I saw the late-comers list. it was hell long and most of the reasons stated is-watch world cup. Now when i recall, i think Jc life sucks. Shouldnt they be more flexible in their approach and start school late. ok I admit I will still be late anyway. that's how irritating I can get.

Schools ended at 3.30pm and i met Valen. Celine's boyfriend was nice enough to drive me over to Kovan Mrt station, he just got his license and i was abit worried. Overall it was ok just that the speed was abit slow. cool. I met Valen and we head off to Mac-the fast food restaurant i hate and love it. Tell you a secret, Mac people loves me. there was once, a girl gave me 2 free ice-cream and yesterday when i smile at the other girl requesting for more chilli source she was having that very shy and demure look all of a sudden and she gave me like 5packets of chilli sauce. Never under estimate the power of my smile. MUAHAHA.

Can i blog tomorrow about my school idol competition? WTH. i need to get enough rest and Joel was SO NICE to remind me promos is coming in 3months time. Ass!

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Monday, July 10, 2006


I am back for nuts this time. Maybe only for today. People has been bugging me to blog for the past few days. Argh. I've only stop blogging for a short time-1 week. ok that's not short! So it would mean i have got to update a entry that is as long as the toliet roll-so unglam. ermm. ok let's start.

Go get yourself a coffee or Red bull so as to sit through and read my blog entry. Incoherent rambling you can classify it with but i would say that my entries are drop dead fun and exciting. At least to me.

Last Monday:

After 3 days 3 nights of partying with friends, i am now qualified be a Playboy. Playman to put it exact. it was hell fun. playing non-stop is really exciting. the sudden rush of energy and the wild me inside yell and scream to let him out. I agreed to let the little devil out and enjoyed like there was no tomorrow for that few days.

Feeling lethargic on monday? Nope. School is so so much fun when there is no big projects on hand. the feeling is exhilarating and i cannot use even a hundreds words to describe the feeling. I have charge my battery full and now I'm all ready to fight the war with Econs, Literature, Math, GP and Geography, kick some ass too. Monday is fun with the school ending at 3.30pm but we have tonnes of PW work to catch up on before Ms Koh will start her incoherant lecturing on us. She always never fail to threaten us with irregularity reports. Always. Wait did i made any mistakes? I thought i did not attend school on monday because i overslept. AHHHH. Wait did i overslept? ok i did not have PE for the whole of last week. that means something happened. AHHH. I cant recall. WAIT! Ms Noor was pestering me for my MC/Parent's letter. I couldnt recall which day it is that i was absent. i can only vaguely recall that I was absent for a day, but how in the hell did i not attend both PE lessons? Wait I am checking with Chi Meng and Fanny now, they are now seriously thinking very hard to recall if i made it to school in one piece on monday or wednesday? ok i have the answer now: MONDAY IS A FREAKING YOUTH DAY!

To think i was quite dumb to go around in circles trying to make sense why i did not attend any of my favourite lessons on monday. I seriously think i have some himbotic genes in me. goodness madness! Soccer madness has seriously cause a deadly impact on me these days. I cannot even recall where in the hell i was enjoying myself last week.
The problem now is: Where did i go last monday? getting senile these days which is a good... bad thing? I will settle for the GOOD thing. Maybe i was too fatalistic few days back and which explains why i have gone mad and senile instantly at one go.

Now i have insatiable curiousity about what i actually do for the whole of last week and who exactly i hang out with. Trust me to think that i could actually recall my past week activites. Just by blogging on monday, it will relinquish mine life. but i will continue to unravel this mystery about my past life. AHHHHHHH. Sounded damn corny. I aint no Superman or Wolverine trying to discover their esoteric origins. Sounds fun anyway.

Interesting piece of news(This is an extract from an e-mail):

Water vs. Alcohol
"It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Es=cherichia Coli Bacteria (often called E.Coli) found in water that contains faeces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.
THEREFORE...It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit!!
YAM SENG!!! "

*to educate numskulled and doltish reader(referring to anonymous). Faeces=shit! Get your facts right. The bacteria named which is found in water is also found in faeces. hence they conclude that water contain faeces which i term it as shit. so get your facts right shit-head. another mollycoddle trying to hide behind some weird name. hey be more creative for goodness sake. Start cracking your skull or you will be deem unfit to read my blog. Such person of your standard should get a life and read some ABC blog instead.

End of news. goodness gracious. am a 17 year old pile of big shit and that makes my parent and grannys a larger piece of shit alive. Hell with it. To think I will fall for the trap that easily? My ass man. Doctors have been advising their patients to drink sufficient water and here you are trying to imply we are drinking shit. Hey neWater is distilled water too. So there aint no shit. trust me. Even if there is, that piece of shit would come out of one's anus everyday, so rest assure that you guys drink and having enough drink and drink a little wine. It rocks.
Hey i think i will have a sleep for awhile before i blog about tuesday till today. wth.

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Monday, July 03, 2006



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Sunday, July 02, 2006


this afternoon was my Project work gathering. it was hell tiring. i slept around 4am+ with numee messaging me about what i should wear with my lime green shirt. i thought she was super random. At four plus and all of a sudden suggesting what i should wear. hahs. that was very sweet of her. hahs.

Yesterday i was quite pissed, in fact before the day i met Priz i was feeling all rowdy and stuff even before yesterday. It started on friday night.when i called a certain someone. so i was all shitty and stuff and didnt really care, didnt bother to message or call that certain someone anymore. screwed it. swear I wont initiate anymore. if you do not appreciate it anymore. Do not bullshit that you're all busy and stuff. I feel super upset by the attitude and all. bloody hell. Shant get my feeling involve in all this shit. One last time.

Today was tiring and all and was suppose to meet Priz for our dinner again but she had a project-she was frank and all. Straight to the point. So i was fine with it. no crapping and stuff. Oh i tried their Banana Cream Ice blended drink at Starbuck. It was so sweet i swear i was the nicest person on earth for a second. Just a second. The whole banana and vanilla taste was abit weird. Project was fun as we had some of the common topic about A4 alienated individuals and how people going rara about breakups. We had our very own english lesson. We saw a group of ang mohs, they are hell cool man, love them to the core. they wanted us to pose for them so they could take a shot of us. I felt honoured. Proud Singaporean but not quite though. I was explaining why ang mohs are so friendly and stuff and that they recently top some courtesy survey results. they fcuking rocks. Singaporean aint any close to them. we do not talk and socialise if there is no need for that. Is Me, Myself and I. we should have sex and open up our society mindset about sex and all the more we should hold a campaign and ask me to front it! Sex is good, it contribute to our friendly factor. With our uptight busy life, we are screwed from the day we are thrown into this world. We are just some chess pieces to be controlled by the government to let them benefit and all. So hypocritical. Now i bet we have to start to work something out about having many safe sex campaigne to help make our dear fellow singaporean relax and be more friendly.

After project, i was hell hungry and we went to crystal jade for my breakfast cum lunch cum dinner-it was around 5plus. i ate a korean staple meal. it was great. was at wisma and i bought a T-shirt. very nice. I force Sarah to make the decision. I love both the t-shirt but Mum has specifically told me that my wardrobe will burst if i add on to the collection. Now i will decide to give some of mine old clothes to my friends. They are not even worn before. WTH.

We had a little hide & seek with my fellow team member of my project group. they were lost and couldnt locate GUESS. so i decided to shop at Zara with Sarah to kill time first. Saw something nice. Muahahaha. Than i bought something from Wh from their latest collection i think. I think. Than we met up with the rest at Kinokuniya. It was fcuking fun looking at the latest and coolest books in town. I feel so ever happy whenever i am in a bookstore like borders, Kino or sans etc. it makes me all hype up and shit you know. My passion for books are wow. i am proud of myself.

The rest of my team mates have to leave so i went on walking around with Sarah like wandering ghosts. We head off to Heeren to check out some of the stuff. I was looking around for Numees super belated birthday gift. everything was too nice for her so i couldnt exactly find a gift of her standard. being a meanie as usual. Heeren was quite boring as i saw my favourite top at Garcon. Couldnt buy it because it doent look singaporean if you wear that, end up looking like a korean yet again. so near yet so far.
We stroll to Paragon-the place for the rich and the act rich. hahs. We headed to Project Shop Cafe. the ambience was great and the price of the food makes your eyes shine with blindness.their ice water was super nice with a slight taste of orange. super nice i swear. We had a cake-G3. it was super cheesy. the reason behind the G3 is because of the ingredients-Ginger, Green Lime & Green Apple. It was quite nice. I tipped the waitor. hahs because of the nice ice water. Shall go back someday when i have super much cash to spend again. I spend like no tomorrow for the past few days but i am enjoying it. money can buy happiness. Point proven. Shall post a photo of Sarah. hahs to prove my superb shooting skills. Oh remember "top you up tomorrow"<--- hahahahahas. sounded very very wrong.

After our nice desert, we walked our way back to PS as in Plaza Singapura to Dhoby Ghaut Station. was a tire day. Sarah threaten me and demand that i write nice things about her. so yes she is Ms Nice.

So while i was on my way home, had a little more stuff on my head about the certain someone. was quite pissed and moody and all. but rest assured that i will cheer myself up and enjoy myself again tomorrow madly. my movie marathon. depends actually. hahas.

Ciaos everybody. Love you guys a million. If you think you deserved to be loved than this message is for you. If not, yeah you know you're not loved and so you better not messupmrvintagelife.


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Is quite funny how i wait up and feel a little stupid today. more than the other days i guess. ok so i am indirectly saying that i've become dumber. but get it straight i gain too much knowledge during the day and have too much fun in the night. Hell! this is life. So to enjoy your life to the maximum, chill and have fun. do not ever take everything ever so serious. watch this nice commercial.

woo hoo guys. i need to go, my project is waiting for me. been slacking too much. shall go have fun tonight again. yeah! Oh i am so happy i had a nice dinner with Priz yesterday. And i want to say something to a certain someone, " There is no point in crying over spilt water, stop giving excuses to cover your own tracks of shit, don't act like you really care about us. To me, I don't care anymore."

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oh i m back to blogging!! after one day of rest! ok i know i sounded as if i have not been blogging for a million years. nothing how often i use the word million. Trillion? suggestion? ok shut up.

I wanted to blog about invigilators few days back to back up my point about invigilators being the most spastic creatures on earth. should i blog about them. ok i shant. Ok i just brief you guys about some points. BAN FAT INVIGILATORS. ban them. they stomp the feet so hard i feel my life is in constant danger and there was this Super duper fat arse invigilator with his squeezed butt-his pants was too tight i guess, he walked like a duck and was doing his rounds in our air-con container. He was stomping so hard i felt the whole container was collasping. i was praying so hard that he will stop walking. i couldnt concentrate on my paper the whole time. am i insured? how much would i be worth. oh mind. millions. and yet again.

Speaking of Fat people. Now this is the main topic today. Why are people fat? And why keep stuffing yourself when you are fat? and why are they blaming all on their genetic and stuff? I though we could change genes? Like I am taller than my dad. One point proven.
Healthy lifestyle! yes i bet they did wanted a healthy lifestyle but it last for 3days the most. a thousand bucks won for proving my 2nd point. whenever people are term as fat, they will blame it on genetic problems and why they are born this way. they can go on and create a hundred and thousands of reason for being fat. Hey face it i do not DISCRIMINATE fat people. but i do not understand why the hell the government is spending so much money and campaigne and shit and we still get so many many fatties around. I am cool with them, my friends rocks but still you have no reason to be fat. Unless you love it and think it's cool which you shoudnt be, cause you will then be send to the mentally ill clinic aka Buangkok Green Medical Park. Any idea why it's call Buangkok Green Medical Park? Bet not! Because it's full of "KOK"-up people with their loose screws and the place is so full of greeny that you will think you're in heaven. WTH i sounded as if i've been staying over at the clinic. but i am so cool with it. back to the fat topic, being fat will cause you alot of illness ranging from.. i will leave it to Valen to do the job. by the way Valen is a nurse-tall, kinky type. nice try. shall post her "May & Choy" with numee picture!
That is Valen and numee and for goodness sake not May & choy. I saw some resemblance so decided to post it up here. not quite actually but just for the fun of it. See no fat friends. proven. they exercise like damn lot. they go swimming like thrice a week and gym like twice. when they eat fast food they run after that. motivation and determination. Oh by the way I had a great time yesterday babes. Thanks so much again. Val killed her rest time as she just came back from Cambodia and numee is ever so good.i have super nice friends and have like tonnes of them. Shall spare the details of where we went yesterday. Mortal secret? perhaps. so fat people, please get your butt up and start moving. no more 3 days or a week. it will be for life. A healthy lifestyle.Start planning and you will go a long long way and look super stunning. Do not leave those stunning people up there dangling and remain there. trim those fat and beat them-beat people like me! ok wth.

Hey i shall stop on those fat topic. i feel i will have retribution about that and i am waiting happily for it to come. 1,2,3.... ok it didnt exactly happened!

Went for dinner with Priz!! It was great as we laugh our whole head off today. Shant talk about some random friend of mine about not being able to come and stuff. we went to eat kfc which is like the most forbidden food in the world. i have not been eating that for 2 months. i've not been patronising kfc for one good reason: they sucks! they seriously sucks. look at the kovan outlet. you will see random baby insects crawling around. puck like a million times. there i go again. i told her about the funny incident about some random dick-head posting a comment on my tag board thinking that he/she will get away with her/him fakie 'profound'language. hello idiot. the pro is here. do not mess with me. been waiting for like a thousand of days for that person to reply. i bet he/she reads my blog. hey if you're reading this! Get a life. DO NOT drop by my blog if you cant stand me. have the urge to see me? hahs. Priz was laughing her ass off when i was talking to her about 'humongous noggin' and she said something about what humorous. hahs. i was saying how her friends in chinese studies will actually thought the actual pronounciation of that word as 'humorous'. burst out laughing.

I need to feature Vivien as promised. Muahaha. i pray everything will be all well and happy for her soon. cheer up babe. everything will turn out well with me around. hahas.

i shall post some pictures before i go offline. oh numee specially requested me to post her picture. the drunkard*

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